First i would like to say sorry for not posting in awhile ( training time is a pain ) Now that some of our boys & girls are trained up. We just had to go hunting for the Filthy New Order miner. After a few hours, we we're getting bored. I started to think that this Mythical Miner didn't exist. But just when I thought all hope was lost our scout yells out " I have a target " . With tension growing we jump through the gate. I warped my Death Dealers to the target and like a mexican pinata the target popped. Now as we laugh in coms of our sweet victory. The POD got away ( SAD FACE ). Now I looked up the BIO on the pinata pilot and i found out the she was only 3 weeks old and had no BIO?? So I was like WTF o_O.......... Hey scout why did you pick the miner?? She was AFK.... So what do we do to AFK miners https://zkillboard.com/detail/29743677/ We make them go pop.
Well that's all for now check back as we keep on hunting this Mythical New Order Miner.
Remember boys & girls we're here to enslave not save.
929 The Anti-Savior
When I said the POD got away. I meant everyone was laughing so hard that we forgot to pop the POD.
Now the scout bumped the POD around for a good 7 mins before it warped out.
Update, to keep it short another AFK miner got popped. Our scout even bumped him for a few mins. Before we warped in and popped him. I have a good feeling we're going to find this Mythical New Order Miner. As we set our sites on New Order Prime in the heart of New Order territory. Fear not miners of high-sec. As we bring a little risk to your lives and alot of fun in to ours.
So watch out as The Alabama Jihad Squad come to a system near you.
FYI Skittles is our scout & he will make sure you TASTE THE RAINBOW
As a non-mythical New Order Miner, I would like to go to your target system, because I don't believe you are competent gankers and would like to watch you concordokken while failing. However, you refer to everything by made up names, ruining my dreams. Is this because you are hiding, or just illiterate? Thanks in advance.
After a long journey. We finally arrive at the system of New Order prime.Expecting an army to prevent us from entering the holy land. James 315 sent one man to greet us.I was shocked at first then angry. Then the Legendary John E Normus spoke to me. He said " Come is side brother, let us feast and let me show you the book of the Holy C.O.D.E". So I took up his offer. After days of feasting and reading the C.O.D.E. I saw that what i was doing had been foretold. John E Normus sat with me and gave me advice. He was patient and he taught me. That I had been chosen to strike down these C.O.D.E. violators.So armed with this new purpose. I was baptized by fire and set out to teach my Death Dealers the truth. Armed with a new passion we went out and to put a stop AFKers, Botters & C.O.D.E. violators. So this is the result.