Touched a Sweet Miner Tears Nerve I Guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Touched a Sweet Miner Tears Nerve I Guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sector Cache
Edited to lesson this miners offensive language, but you get the idea.

[07:05:00] Sector Cache > t
[07:05:04] Ebuchi Severasse > wut?
[07:05:18] Sector Cache > Please present your MIning Permit for inspection
[07:05:38] Ebuchi Severasse > lolwut
[07:06:04] Sector Cache > <url=http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html>Halaima Code of Conduct</url> 
[07:06:23] Sector Cache > If you do not have one, one can be procured from a duly anointed agent of James 315. Permits are valid for 12 months and can be purchased for 10 million isk each, per year.
[07:06:51] Sector Cache > The permits are fully enforced by the Code Alliance and backed by James 315. Permits will be honoured when presented to a duly anointed agent of Code
[07:07:06] Ebuchi Severasse > what if i refuse?
[07:07:19] Ebuchi Severasse > kek
[07:07:43] Ebuchi Severasse > sooooo
[07:07:47] Ebuchi Severasse > whaddup?
[07:07:52] Ebuchi Severasse > never heard of this
[07:07:57] Ebuchi Severasse > with that
[07:08:02] Ebuchi Severasse > bye byre
[07:08:03] Ebuchi Severasse > lol
[07:08:08] Ebuchi Severasse > lolololololololol
[07:08:18] Sector Cache > If you refuse you will be found in violation of the Code of High Sec. Code will give you 24 hours to comply after which you will be handed over to our special collection team of agents that will extract the 10mil you owe out of your ship hulls
[07:08:41] Ebuchi Severasse > kek
[07:08:44] Ebuchi Severasse > fight be cunt
[07:08:48] Ebuchi Severasse > lol
[07:08:52] Ebuchi Severasse > typos for days
[07:09:07] Ebuchi Severasse > there aint nothing in high sec
[07:09:24] Ebuchi Severasse > ooo scary
[07:09:28] Ebuchi Severasse > lmfao
[07:09:39] Ebuchi Severasse > look at that waste of money
[07:09:56] Ebuchi Severasse > 315315
[07:10:01] Ebuchi Severasse > lmfao gimme a break
[07:10:04] Ebuchi Severasse > thats pitiful
[07:10:44] Sector Cache > James 315 Be Praised - Hallowed be his name
[07:10:59] Sector Cache > <url=showinfo:1375//851009929>James 315</url> 
[07:11:01] Ebuchi Severasse > f*ggg*t
[07:11:03] Ebuchi Severasse > f*gg*t
[07:11:05] Ebuchi Severasse > f*gg*t
[07:11:07] Sector Cache > <url=http://i.imgur.com/zoz4LKt.jpg>CODES PRAYER</url> 
[07:11:36] Sector Cache > wow - language like that will get you reported to CCP.. enjoy your BAN
[07:12:20] Ebuchi Severasse > kek
[07:12:29] Ebuchi Severasse > it got me muted for a min
[07:12:38] Ebuchi Severasse > bsides
[07:12:44] Ebuchi Severasse > they cant ban without a warning first
[07:12:45] Ebuchi Severasse > im fine
[07:12:50] Ebuchi Severasse > go bother someone else
[07:13:49] Ebuchi Severasse > imma just leave this on
Ignorance of the law is no excuse to break it; lack of knowledge of the Law only demonstrates a capsuleer who is actively out of touch with his community, an intolerable trait among responsible citizens.
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Re: Touched a Sweet Miner Tears Nerve I Guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nys'skele
Worthy patience and resolve indeed, Agent Sector Cache.

Scratching beneath the surface of the carebear's fluffy exterior always unearths such emotional and existential turmoil, as your cited conversation demonstrates.  Exposing such a feral creature to the civilizing thunder and poetry of The Code will always lay bare his most animalistic instincts.

Keep up the good work!  It looks to me like you are making good progress with this miscreant.